List of Baby Names Gets Published That Ensures Your Child Will Stand Out From The Crowd

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Just in case you or one of your children has one of these names, we want to start with a disclaimer : No offence is intended with this post.

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Do you see yourself as a bit of a hipster? Do you dress in beanie hats, eat organic food and plan to use washable diapers? If so you may have already started to think of names for your kids.

Fit Pregnancy online parenting magazine has compiled a list of their favourite Hipster Baby Names which will be guaranteed to get your kid bullied in the playground.

 If you are looking for a baby name that is a little out of the ordinary and defies conformity, then we have a great selection of baby names for you.Fir Pregnancy

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I have to say, hipster or not, these names will definitely make your child stand out but maybe not for all the right reasons.

Girls:

Briseida

This girl has a life of prostitution in the back country guaranteed.


Farrah

I think she did a naughty movie.


Inez

Once again: Vintage, right?


Liora

Nice use of vowels.


Minnie

This one isn’t even original. What about Driver or Mouse.


Odette

Junkie by 16, street walker by 18.


Pandora

Actually sounds pretty posh to us.


Romy

The sister of hipster Roman, her brother.


Suzette

Because Suzanne is so last century.


Tessie

Name your kid after a dog why don’t you.


Wren

This will be her whole life: “Not when! Wren!”


Zola

This is a pro footballer isn’t it?


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Boys:

Auden

Guaranteed to get a daily dead leg in the playground.


Byron

Friendless and a real douche bag.


Enoch

You mean echo? Because that’s cooler.


Gulliver

If he is tall or really short he is really in for it.


Ignatius

What are his friends going to call him? Igna? Think about it…


Lennon

Oh because that is so original.


Murray

UK pro tennis player.


Nico

Like De Niro? But edgier…


Orson

Once again, sounds far too posh to be hipster.


Roman

Maybe he could pull it off if he looks European… and plays soccer.


Salinger

Why don’t you just name him Holden? Or Caulfield? That’s even edgier. 

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Zane

The little girly one in One D.


H/T Elite Daily