I can’t count how many times I have been the bridesmaid in a wedding and so I can tell you first hand that it can be a very costly, emotional and even trying experience. Especially if you have something awful that you are hiding from the bride! Thanks to these women, we have heard it all and perhaps you too have something to reveal about life behind-the-scenes of the upcoming wedding that your good (or best friend) is excited about. Unfortunately, not all bridesmaids share this same excitement. Take a look:
1. Love Hurts.
I’ll be walking the woman I’ve loved for 13 years up the aisle next year . . . As her bridesmaid.
2. Save room for the cake!
I have five weeks to lose 10lbs to fit my ass in my bridesmaid dress. The one that fit perfectly two months ago. FML.
3. Opps, I did it again!
I’m a bridesmaid in my best friend’s wedding in December. My secret? I’ve slept with her future husband. I can’t tell her because it would ruin too many relationships, including my marriage. The guilt is heavy.
4. The one that got away.
My best friend married the guy that I really loved. I was asked to be a bridesmaid and it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done.
5. Technological blunder!
I accidentally texted my bridesmaid instead of my fiancé, complaining about her and saying how I wish I had never asked to be in the wedding. The wedding was in 20 days.
6. One good story:
I lunged for a bouquet and tripped when I was a bridesmaid. A groomsmen caught me. It was SO embarrassing. The, the silver lining. . . We’re getting married today.
7. Anything for love.
I am donating plasma twice a week for the next 6 months, to afford being a bridesmaid for a friend’s wedding. Don’t have money but love her that much.